Boogie Man Rug

Ouch...$1,400? Pretty damn cool, though.

"Mommy, Mommy...there's something under the bed. No, we were never afraid of monsters. The night light was a design statement. But at Jellio, we're always willing to take a fun memory like that, and turn it into something cool for the home. Take the Boogie Man Rug...our tribute to night time ghouls everywhere. Place it under your child's bed and they're sure to have the coolest room on the block. Or just place it in the middle of a room to reveal a monster who's actually a little afraid of you. Fun, right?"

iSaw

Go to the brand new iSaw website and you'll discover the engineering mastery that goes into such a nonexistent but lethal USB device, including "Instant plug 'n' play. Zero startup time. [And] Patent-pending technology [that] allows for an unparalleled distribution of power." You'll also note that the 3/8" saw chain is meticulously labeled as part no. 31170—an important point for industrial users.

Is Neverland Ranch Haunted?

Well this is pretty interesting. Of course the shadowy figure will come out to be nothing more than a projected reflection of a camera man or some post-processing snafu; in other words, something lame and not nearly as exciting. Let's all just agree that Neverland Ranch is, indeed, haunted. Done.

Say No To Cankles (Gold's Gym campaign)

Cankles are the fastest growing "aesthetic affliction" in the United States… even ahead of other bathing suit killers like Muffin Tops, Saddle Bags and Moobs. Millions of people across the country are currently affected by Cankles and millions more are "at risk." In fact, it is estimated that if current trends continue, by the year 2012 Cankles will surpass Love Handles as the number one aesthetic affliction in the world.